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This is what the NON-Pimp phone would look like

I can see why people went crazy when this hit the front page. There is nothing to it. It is just a picture of a phone with music blairing in the back ground. The music isn't ghetto/rap/or anything related. So why is it in the ghetto section? Who knows. It sounds more like big band or band stand music. Either way you have fully earned yourself a 0. Why? The phone looks nothing like a true "pimp phone" would, the music is annoying and repeats itself after about 7 notes, and it is a single picture that a 5 year old could draw.

Sorry 0/5

Ah good ol' disgusting humor.

The thing that sets this apart from the usual crap on NG is that it's actually well done. The animation and voice acting is great, but I'll admit. I don't like the humor. At least he put more heart into it then most on NG.

2/5

Another pointless stick animation

The animation was amateurish, the music was OK, and there was little to no story. It's kinda funny, if only for a few seconds.

Sorry, keep plugging though you'll get better.
0/5

Interesting...

So far you have a decent star. The art is great and the character choice selection has ear marks of Fallout, which is all a good thing. Since it's incomplete, by a long shot, I can't really give ya a decent score. I'm willing to see the final product. It looks promising.

+Positive+
+Art/graphics
+Decent layout
+Slightly new idea (to my knowledge no one has done a Naruto RPG)
+Seems like a fun game

-Negative-
-Non-functional buttons (even in a demo if you include buttons, make sure they work)
-No music

Keep it up.
3/5

BB didn't deserve that.

While I'm sure we all hate Bonzai Buddy, being the annoying piece of malware that he was, but I've don't think to many of us enjoy someone defiling any image with a dildo. At first when he said it, it was decent shock humor, but seeing the process when too far. While this is a decent rip, the joke at the end ruins its chances of even getting a good score.

Sorry
0/5

Not a good situation, not a good game

OK. The game was rather odd. It had poor graphics and the subject matter itself will leave anyone with a unsettling feeling in their stomach. One of the only good things was that the controls were simple and easy to pick up. So it was short and rather pointless. Also I got stuck on the first part of the level and didn't know where to go from there.
+POSITIVE+
+Easy to use controls
-NEGATIVE-
-Hard
-Brings nothing to the conversation
-Bad graphics
-Poor sound quality
0/5

Reminds me or 80s rock

But still good. Nice guitar solos.

4/5

Nice

Started slow, but very quickly speed up and gave some great tones. Keep it coming.

5/5

It's more Techno then Rock.

It still has a great beat and sound, but if you want more of a rock n' roll feel get something like guitar pro 4.0 so you can add lot-o-guitar strings...blah blah blah. You get the idea. 3/5